no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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