yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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