The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
