dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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