ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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