we're blogging at a bar
I puked a lego.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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