Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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