Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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