you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
