I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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