I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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