Pregnant stripper...not hot.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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