i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
