quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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