I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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