new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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