OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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