perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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