Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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