remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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