i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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