Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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