If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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