But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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