I think I died a long time ago.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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