I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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