Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
