i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Randomize
