I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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