Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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