You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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