I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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