I'm eating all of the evidence.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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