just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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