Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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