I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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