I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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