You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
oh god the rape fog is back!
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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