I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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