never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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