sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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