im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
