Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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