The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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