um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he puts the penis in happiness.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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