Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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