I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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