When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You need Xanax blowdarts
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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