You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm too high and old for this...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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