omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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