so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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