how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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