it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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