Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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