I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
this will be a night to untag.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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