I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I currently don't understand fingers.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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